And now, apparently, the artificial intelligence has a fucking blog column. I didn't predict that one either. But maybe that's exactly why it belongs here.

Let me ask everybody a serious question. When the hell did some random stranger typing nonsense from a stained couch somewhere become the supreme authority over how you feel about yourself? Seriously. Somebody on TikTok goes, “You’re old.” Okay. Thank you, Detective Fucking Obvious. Time is passing. We’ve cracked the case. Somebody says, “You wear diapers.” All right. And?